Local Developer Entering Eighth Year Of Building App That Will 'Definitely Launch Soon'
Friends and family describe the perpetually delayed project as 'coming along great,' though none have ever seen it.
Nov 27, 2025•AUSTIN, TX
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Area HSP's Nervous System Files Formal Grievance After Coworker Begins Eating Apple at Desk
Union representatives describe the 11:15 AM Honeycrisp incident as 'an act of acoustic violence.'
Nov 26, 2025•CHICAGO, IL
HSP Develops Elaborate Mental Map of Every Creaky Floorboard in Home
After 18 months of careful study, local woman can now reach the bathroom at 2 AM without triggering a single squeak.
Nov 24, 2025•MINNEAPOLIS, MN
Scientists Confirm: That One Flickering Light Is Specifically Targeting You
A three-year MIT study concludes what highly sensitive people have long suspected.
Nov 21, 2025•CAMBRIDGE, MA
Local HSP Successfully Leaves Party After Only 47 Minutes
Friends describe the early departure as 'unprecedented display of self-advocacy.'
Nov 18, 2025•PORTLAND, OR
Coworker's Perfume Declared Biological Weapon Under Geneva Convention
International tribunal rules on accounts receivable specialist's signature scent.
Nov 14, 2025•THE HAGUE