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November 2025

• HSP Successfully Completes Entire Grocery Trip Without Crying in Produce Section

  Nov 26, 2025

• Area Woman Needs Three Business Days to Recover From Being Asked 'What's Wrong?'

  Nov 25, 2025

• Man Who Said 'I'm Fine' Now Entering Hour 4 of Staring Contest With Ceiling

  Nov 24, 2025

• Local HSP's 'Quick Coffee Catch-Up' Requires 48-Hour Recovery Period

  Nov 23, 2025

• Noise-Canceling Headphones Achieve Sainthood in Vatican Ceremony

  Nov 22, 2025

• Study: 100% of 'Quick Questions' Actually Life-Altering Conversations

  Nov 21, 2025

• New Weighted Blanket Heavy Enough to Crush Existential Dread

  Nov 20, 2025

• HSP Correctly Predicts Friend's Divorce 3 Years Before Couple Meets

  Nov 19, 2025

• Breaking: That One Comment From 2019 Still Living Rent-Free

  Nov 18, 2025

• Open Office Floor Plan Classified as 'Hostile Work Environment' for Sensitive Employees

  Nov 17, 2025